send me asks im bored

nyehs:

if your name or nickname is 5 letters or less you have a cool name congratulations

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

thisgirlgames:

"Why are you so upset? It’s just a video ga-"

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Send me a fetish and i’ll rate it

littlespacecase:

nekopanties:

fetish: go away | no | rather not | I dunno | I guess | sure | yes | FUCK yes | oh god you don’t even know | right here, right now

passific-rim-job:

meladoodle:

where can i buy some thigh high crocs

hell

cyberfricking:

sixpenceee:

SPENT is an online game about surviving poverty and homelessness. Players must make the difficult decisions necessary to live for one month on $1,000, often having to choose between equally disagreeable options. The game ends when players either run out of money before the end of the month or make it through with money left over.

PLAY SPENT HERE

PLAY SPENT HERE

PLAY SPENT HERE

show this to the republican party

drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

Favorite Opening Credits: Orange Is The New Black

"All those eyes and mouths that make up the "Orange Is The New Black" opening credits are from real women, not actors.

Set to Regina Spektor’s “You’ve Got Time,” the credits are a montage of smiles, frowns, glares and stares of formerly incarcerated women, and other prison mainstays like barbed wire, fingerprinting, handcuffs and more.

The credits were designed, at the request of creator Jenji Kohan, to get the point across that the show wasn’t just going to be telling the story of Piper Chapman.” (x)

paisleypomegranates:

This made my cry.

paisleypomegranates:

This made my cry.

if u dont want to see my gay bf/romance posts i tag all of them with #jon so i guess blacklist that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I NEVER DELETE MY MESSAGES AND I REALLY SHOULD

I NEVER DELETE MY MESSAGES AND I REALLY SHOULD

Anonymous asked: Il probs never do this again so before i go *gives you blanket and tea* youre amazing uwu

wait what y are u going

Anonymous asked: *pats you* hi

hi :D